Private Event File C50

Strictly Confidential

Operation
C50

This invitation belongs to
Invited Guest

You've been given access to something Craig absolutely must not see.

VERIFYING INVITATION...
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Confidential // C50 21.11.26

The Secret Bit

Craig's
50th.

Invited Guest , I'm throwing Craig a surprise party for his 50th and I'd love you to be there.

Craig holding a glass of wine
Seriously... keep this quiet

Craig has absolutely no idea. If he finds out beforehand, there'll probably be more chance of Oscar Pistorius getting athlete's foot than him actually turning up.

What You Need To Know

The important bits.

Date
Saturday 21 November 2026
Venue
Willaston Social Club
7 Wistaston Rd
Nantwich
CW5 6PU
Please arrive by
6:30pm
Craig arrives
7:00pm
Get Directions
Craig with a sausage on his head

Until We Somehow Pull This Off

The countdown is on.

00 Days
00 Hours
00 Mins
00 Secs
Craig wearing funny glasses

RSVP

Are you in?

Let me know if you're coming so I know how many people I'm trying to hide from him.

Need To Tell Me Something?

Email is safest.

I'm organising this right under Craig's nose, so please email me where possible.

info@thecreativebride.co.uk

Please use Operation C50 as the subject.

Backup: 07970 295156

Call or text only if needed — and please keep messages discreet in case Craig happens to see my phone.

Think I've missed someone?

Like a super detective, I've been sending invites secretly to as many contacts as I'm able to retrieve.

If you think there's someone I've accidentally missed from the list, please email me with their contact details and let me know.

Whatever you do, don't ask Craig!!.

Keep Your Access Card

Don't bin it

Tap your card again at any time to come back here.

I'll update this page if anything changes before the party.

The Official Record

50 years. Plenty of evidence.

50
years of getting away with it
25
years of a misspent youth
Several
questionable tattoos Still serving as permanent evidence of the aforementioned misspent youth.
1
genuine Fegg Hayes stamp Sunshine around the belly button. Obviously.
1
very suspicious wife Attempting to organise all of this without getting caught.
0
idea this party is happening

Got Something To Add To The Record?

Send me the evidence.

Got a funny photo of Craig, an old story, or a memory that probably should have stayed buried?

Send it over. I'm not saying what I'm going to do with it. I'm merely gathering evidence.

One Last Thing

Whatever you do…
don't tell Craig.

No hints. No accidental messages. No asking what he's doing on 21 November.

And definitely don't leave this page open while he's standing next to you.

If he finds out, we're all denying everything.